teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit


don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

And they all lived happily ever after.


*Jamie Lee Curtis voice* could you like, chill, for a sec?


Vasya Kolotusha, Lights


"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing


Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit


"I don’t know much about him. My aunt tells me that he was smart and funny, and that I’m a lot like him because I’m stubborn. I know that I have his nose. But other than that, he’s just the man who walked out on me and my mother. He’d call every few months when I was really young, but eventually that stopped. I can’t convince myself that he’s mean, because then I’ll be angry forever. I’m sure plenty of people who know him think that he’s a really nice guy."
"Would you like to know him?"
"I can’t say that I want to know him really, but I would like to know about him. I’d like to see how he behaves, how he walks, if he seems different than the other people I see on the street. I’m interested in his story just like I’m interested in everyone else’s story. Only a little more so, because I’m a part of his story."

(Mexico City, Mexico)